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Tell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.
( , Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
Tell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.
( , Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
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Memories, memories.........
Many moons ago when I was still but an apprentice I was out with a few bud's getting well and truly stoshis......
Towards the end of the night I found myself still relatively sober and talking (no less) to a young Goth lass....
As I had work the next day and being a person who lacked any form of self assurance at the time I made to take my leave of the young lady as I firmly believed I didn't have a ghost in hells chance with her (I could see that even under the make up she was a stunner) and so I let her know that I was off home as I had work the next day rather than just wander off, (god I was bloody boring even back then)..........
She asked why I was leaving so early (well after 1 in the morning and I started work as 7 after a bus/boat/bus journey to get to work so I was looking at maybe 4 hours kip tops).
As I had no clue whatsoever on the "how u r doing scale" I simply said I was off to make sandwiches so I could get an extra 10 minutes in bed in the morn......
Her reply was, "I make great sandwiches".............
I have no idea if she can as much as butter a slice of bread................ however I got to see what really really was under all that make up that night.
All the best ones are the ones you don't even see coming.....
( , Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:17, 4 replies)
Many moons ago when I was still but an apprentice I was out with a few bud's getting well and truly stoshis......
Towards the end of the night I found myself still relatively sober and talking (no less) to a young Goth lass....
As I had work the next day and being a person who lacked any form of self assurance at the time I made to take my leave of the young lady as I firmly believed I didn't have a ghost in hells chance with her (I could see that even under the make up she was a stunner) and so I let her know that I was off home as I had work the next day rather than just wander off, (god I was bloody boring even back then)..........
She asked why I was leaving so early (well after 1 in the morning and I started work as 7 after a bus/boat/bus journey to get to work so I was looking at maybe 4 hours kip tops).
As I had no clue whatsoever on the "how u r doing scale" I simply said I was off to make sandwiches so I could get an extra 10 minutes in bed in the morn......
Her reply was, "I make great sandwiches".............
I have no idea if she can as much as butter a slice of bread................ however I got to see what really really was under all that make up that night.
All the best ones are the ones you don't even see coming.....
( , Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:17, 4 replies)
I love teh goth chicks
I think it's the pale skin, because I also love reheads.
( , Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:00, closed)
I think it's the pale skin, because I also love reheads.
( , Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:00, closed)
Engaged
to a redhead, shes feisty and loves a bit filth every now and then :D win!
( , Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:16, closed)
to a redhead, shes feisty and loves a bit filth every now and then :D win!
( , Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:16, closed)
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