A chat up line used on me
This gave me quite a confidence boost as you can imagine.

Him: "You don't sweat much for a fat lass!!"
Me: "I'm not a lass I'm a bloke".
Him: "Oh sorry".
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:45, 2 replies)

I was a long-haired hippie as a teenager
and once overheard someone describing me as 'the roughest bird I've seen this year'. I was (and indeed still am) 6'2" for fuck's sake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:04, closed)

On a dating website I've used in the past
some geezer said my picture "reminded him of a witch."

my reply of "cheers, I was on a halloween night out!" shut him up...whilst I cried inwardly :)
( The Helpful Bear, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:17, closed)