Not me, but my friend Pete
is the master of the chat-up lines:

Pete: "Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and I'm lost at sea."
Girl: "My eyes are brown!"

Pete: "I may not be the best looking guy in the bar, but I'm the only one talkin' to you"
Girl: "I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, John."

And the coup de grace / best line ever:

Pete: "If I'd have known you were going to be here, I'd have worn my tight jeans."

Funny... not one of these got him laid.
( kingoffools, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:29, Reply)