I've always been a fan
of 'the lunge', should someone be showing signs of interest and listening to my talk, though that has got me into far more trouble than I should have been in, usually involving mentalists or swingers, but the best, the absolute best was not used by me but on me...

'Hold my satsuma I'm off for a dance, I'll be back for you in a minute'. I stood there with a satsuma for the duration watching her dance, before later on being shouted at by residents of a world famous landmark as we bumped uglies in the middle.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:33, Reply)