Last one..honest..
I've probably bored you enough, but as I apparently look like Stephen Dorff with a broken nose I'll sign off with this.

Aforementioned nose has often got me a bit (lot) of grief with both same and fairer sex, my pulling has been a bit hit and miss (in the face, no sniggering at the back), but suffice to say some women can get past the nose to see I am quite good looking in a good light.

Therefore, at a house party in Las Vegas I was once approached by a porn starlet whose website I had created via a friend of hers. I believe they call them 'Pimps' for some reason.

~Anyhoo, on one such occasion I happened to be in a hot tub with her and her friends. I'd had way too much of....things...so decided to ask her if she'd like to go out.

I'll never forget her reply - I've been waiting ages for you to ask me, but always thought you were too shy because of your nose.

Man was I confident after that.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:34, 6 replies)

I can't decide if this is a cunning satire on this week's QOTW or a real story.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:45, closed)

What would you like it to be?

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:46, closed)

Who
nose?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:48, closed)

You are Cyrano de Bergerac
AICMFP.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:47, closed)

I just totally took some drugs and had a wank to that

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:04, closed)

First QOTW Coffee/Monitor introduction ever for me
*click*
( JebediahSpringfield, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:48, closed)