Sadly not true
You cant have a hug and kiss with your spunk-rag.

Not unless you're really fucking weird.
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:27, 1 reply)

Are you male?
You actually want to hug and kiss?

Well hello ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:11, closed)

have you not gathered yet?
It's all about the chat up lines! Yes we want to hug. Yes we want to kiss and cuddle in front of a girly type film of your choice.

Then we want a knee trembler and a good snooze.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:45, closed)