I'd just like to add...
..the fact that regular masturbation removes the desire for, and thus the embarrassing failure relating to, chatting people up.
(Aatxe, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:55, 8 replies)

No, it doesn't.
That is all.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:25, closed)

Does for me. :]
(Mostly)
(idle insomniac enjoys listening to Sigur Rós at stupid hours, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:50, closed)

Doesnt relieve anything
for more than about 30mins
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:20, closed)

If masturbation only provides you relief for 30 mins then the answer is simple...
you need to masturbate at least every 30 minutes. I cannot over-emphasise the *regular* bit in my original post.
(Aatxe, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:42, closed)

Sadly not true
You cant have a hug and kiss with your spunk-rag.

Not unless you're really fucking weird.
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:27, closed)

Are you male?
You actually want to hug and kiss?

Well hello ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:11, closed)

have you not gathered yet?
It's all about the chat up lines! Yes we want to hug. Yes we want to kiss and cuddle in front of a girly type film of your choice.

Then we want a knee trembler and a good snooze.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:45, closed)

wanker

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:28, closed)