Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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lifetime guaranteesThis is a Public Service Announcement, brought to you, in part, by Poundsaver.
A "lifetime guarantee" means exactly what it says: it is a guarantee that lasts for the life of the product in question. The instant the product breaks, its life is over, and the guarantee has just expired.
Logical.
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bnt what, me worry?, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 11:52,
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nah better one isLife Guarantee, when the product fails it explodes and kills you :)
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