Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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Birthday presents...We were in sixth form, and one of our clique wanted a vibrator for her birthday. [She did have a habit of sharing TMI, that girl; she once foolishly told us abou her fantasy of pissing all over a guy and rubbing it in...] Nearly all of us shied away from that and thought about what else we could give her instead. Except her best mate.
Now, this was in the deepest darkest regions of Wales, way out in the sticks where there is nothing to do and nowhere to do it. So the nearest sex shop? Fuck knows.
This absence of sex shops did not deter said best mate, who had a nosy around the decent shops, and then the less decent shops, and then the pound shops, and found- a £1 vibrator. (Cheap stinking plastic, it sounded like a chainsaw starting up.)
Would you give that to your best mate for her birthday?
She did.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 0:19, 1 reply)
was thatthe same one that ended up in Lukes bag?
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 12:00, closed)
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