Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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On The PissI sent my mate to the bar to get a round of single malts and he came back with Bells.
What? Oh - question is about cheap TAT..... Sorry....
On another note, I'm being lectured on my irresponsible behaviour at:
www.b3ta.com/questions/cheaptat/post111565
Why not drop by and tell me what a twat I am....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:55,
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No, you're right.Bells IS tat, especially when you're expecting something superior.
Nothing but single malt will do in my books.
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The Bells, The Bells...Now that is a crime against humanity. Taste buds expecting Single Malt and they are desecrated with a blend.
The only possible course of action for a true Gentleman is to drink the said offering, express your thanks, and then trip him up, stamp on his windpipe a few times until he goes a fetching shade of purple, and to show there are no hard feelings, carry out an emergency tracheotomy with the broken whisky glass.
It's the only language they understand, after all.
(Or you could mow him down along with assorted toddlers, disabled old grannies, fluffy pets and nuns with your killer motorbike of doooooom of course)
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:26, closed)
there is a worse crime than thatAsking for a single malt, and getting a single malt . . . and ice.
and coke.
I was most distraught at this criminal act, and pointed out for the next round that i would like just a single malt please.
I got a single malt and lemonade
Gave up and had a peroni on the next round
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 11:01, closed)
I'velost count of the amount of times that I've asked for a single malt, no ice, no water - just straight.
And got back a malt with ice. I refuse to take it now. I won't pay for it and I won't drink it. No, not even if you pour it into another glass sans ice. Fuck off and give me what I ordered.
Heathens
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:52,
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Althougha miniscule drop of water is permitted as it brings out the flavour more.
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