Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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Rachelswipe....Bellenders is fab! It instantly makes you feel talented. We play Bellenders bingo - every time someone says 'It's faaamily', 'Wos goin on'?, 'mind the stall', or 'I'm goin daan the pub' you take a drink.*
Pissed in half an hour - fantastic!
* EDIT: if someone puts the kettle on for a cup of tea, you get a double. It's best not to play it during the omnibus though - you'd never get to work the next day.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:41,
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