Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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compulsive incestI once bought a book with that title from a street market in Poland. Cheaply printed on bad paper in New York, it was an explicit evocation of the love that only a close family knows. Granddad was shagging his grand daughter and his daughter, who was shagging her son, who was shagging his sister. It was so badly written that it was hilarious. I particularly recall the scene where the father watches his son boning his own mother and feels great paternal pride. Cost me about a quid.
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The bookfrankspencer, please post some scans! Or at least some highlights!
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alasI was afraid to travel with it in case it infringed any obscenity laws, so I left it in Poland.
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BollocksYou wrote that book didn't you Frank.
Come on - 'fess.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 13:24,
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That reminds me of a book bought by a flatemate for about 25pIt was called "Love at a tender age" and was basically made up letters from confused teenagers to a made up agony uncle. Weird stuff, I may just google it...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:51,
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leglessCome on! If I'd written it, the grandfather would have been at the grandson as well.
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