Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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Cheap sex toysI bought a vibrating metal egg to put up my arse. It was connected via a thin wire to the control unit - and it got lost. I had to inspect my crap like Gillian fucking McKeith to make sure it had come out.
Another time, I bought a cheap plastic vibrating cockring. The bloody thing snapped and whacked me in the cock.
And I bought a cheap vibrator. It didn't touch the sides. Useless.
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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:27,
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And I bought a cheap vibrator. It didn't touch the sides. Useless.Who's sides?
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