What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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Blowing Smoke.My granddad used to blow smoke rings. One day when I was about five he convinced me he could blow them out of his ears. I had to sit on his lap and concentrate and when he took a drag I was to pat him on the chest to make the smoke come out. Just as I patted him he burnt the back of my hand with his ciggie. Bastard.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:40,
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Just the one blemish, he was brilliant apart from that.Also a great lesson about cynicism.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:45,
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Yeah,I'll never forgive the PC brigade for making it unacceptable to burn kids with cigarettes.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:56,
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