What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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CondomsSeeing the occasional used johnny while walking to school - my feverishly over-active mind went to work trying to figure out what they were for. I got it of course, and explained my findings to my similarly confused classmates. We had a vague understanding of the reproductive process - daddy lies on mummy, puts his willy in, stuff comes out, makes a baby. But condoms didn't seem to fit in this - they just interrupted the process... so... the only solution:
Condoms were designed so busy couples (ones where one partner worked nights for example) could ensure they still could have children. The daddy would fill the condom, tie a neat knot in the top, and pass it off to mummy. She could then, at her own convenience, empty the contents into her lulu and the baby would be on its way. Nice and neat and none of the "bedroom unpleasantness" as Harry Enfield succinctly put it.
We never really got to the point of why they always appeared underneath park benches though.
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gp_guineapig, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:43,
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so liz jones could find them in the morning.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:48,
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That......is a damn sight more logical than what I thought they were for as a young boy. Because of the "tipped" head I thought a woman put them on her nipples. Why I didn't really think about.
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