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Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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Oh and if I didnt tuck the duvet under my feet
The scorpions would crawl into my bed and kill me.


To be honest, I still believe this.


I am 32...
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:56, 5 replies)
It's not the scorpions, it's the velocoraptors.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:06, closed)
Sharks would bite off my feet
if they poked out of the duvet.
A manageable condition, until I saw Ghostwatch, and then spent the moments before sleep as a quivering wreck.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 23:43, closed)
I'm such a nerd
The doorknobs on my wardrobe looked a little bit like the sticky outy eye stalks on Daleks. I had to sleep tucked up so they couldn't see me or I would definitely die.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 0:29, closed)
This was in the 80s I hasten to add
When I was a small child. These days Daleks are shit and I'm much braver.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 0:32, closed)
There used to be a Dalek
on the mezzanine floor of our local Waterstones. Scared the life out of me, the first time I found it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:11, closed)

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