What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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"Bullies are just cowards and they'll back off if you stand up to them.""Cheaters never prosper."
"Just be yourself and people will like you."
There must be more.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:46,
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"That's disgusting""You shouldn't do that."
"You really shouldn't do that."
"Please don't do that, I'll call the police."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:53,
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"This is a special kind of love we don't tell your mum about.""It's a medical problem but if you just rub there it'll make everything better."
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:56,
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"You are good looking.""You'll find the right girl."
"It looks perfectly normal to me."
No, just me then *gets coat and exits left pursued by a bear*
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:11,
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I'm not sure how pertinent this is...But when I read your list all I could think of was:
'They won't get there any quicker, you know'
It didn't take a metric fuckload of time for me to realise that they do, indeed, get there a lot quicker than my mum / dad who would be pootling down the slow lane at what seemed like 8mph.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:12,
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"No good will come of this.""You are in sooo much trouble."
"If you build it, they will come."
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That "bullies are all cowards" thing...I believed that too. Sadly the way most people find out this is a smokescreen is when they're lying on the cold concrete of the playground bleeding out of their face.
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