What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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b3ta bellybuttonsThere seems to be an incredible amount of us with horrible belly button stories on here.
What is it about the silly little indent (hopefully inny as outies are just disgustingly WRONG)
My brothers, I had 3 older ones, used to tell me that if I played with my belly button, or let anyone else play with it, and it somehow started to bleed, I would never stop bleeding and I would bleed to death.
I obviously believed this when I was a kid. A handful of people have tested my belief in this as an adult.
They have either ended up injured or offended.
I can't help it! The involuntary reaction is to to go into 'life preserver' mode and immediately punch anyone who, for a laugh, puts their finger in my belly button. I am in no way a violent person, but god forbid....
I do warn them.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 23:28,
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I dreaded the thought of my children having outies.Fortunately, they all have innies, so I don't need to drown any of them.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:27,
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Belly button phobe hereFeel a bit sick now
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Fingers in bellybuttonsMy boyfriend thinks he's being cute but if his finger goes anywhere near my bellybutton, I hit him.
That's just wrong.
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