What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?
Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
( , Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
( , Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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My parents told me about sex at a very early age...
...but this was started by my dad asking me one day, "Do you know what sex is?"
"Yes!" I exclaimed proudly. "It's when a guy puts his willy in a girl's bottom and pees!"
Also, when I was a nipper, I couldn't quite work out how you were meant to drive a car. I reasoned that the gear lever must in fact be a joystick, and the driver used it to control the direction of the car like some awful 80s videogame.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:57, 1 reply)
...but this was started by my dad asking me one day, "Do you know what sex is?"
"Yes!" I exclaimed proudly. "It's when a guy puts his willy in a girl's bottom and pees!"
Also, when I was a nipper, I couldn't quite work out how you were meant to drive a car. I reasoned that the gear lever must in fact be a joystick, and the driver used it to control the direction of the car like some awful 80s videogame.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:57, 1 reply)
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