What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?
Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
( , Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
( , Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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well into my teens
When I was a teenager, I worked in a store in a shopping mall. They played musak in that store on a 45 minute loop, and every 45 minutes I'd hear one specific song. I worked there about a week until I realized that this song was in fact called "Secret AGENT Man", not "Secret ASIAN Man" as I had always believed as a child.
"Beware of pretty faces that you find,
A pretty face can hide an evil mind,
Ah, be careful what you say Or you'll give yourself away,
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow.
Secret asian man, secret asian man
They've given you a number and taken away your name."
Now I believe it voluntarily as I like my (slightly racist) reality better.
( , Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:44, 1 reply)
When I was a teenager, I worked in a store in a shopping mall. They played musak in that store on a 45 minute loop, and every 45 minutes I'd hear one specific song. I worked there about a week until I realized that this song was in fact called "Secret AGENT Man", not "Secret ASIAN Man" as I had always believed as a child.
"Beware of pretty faces that you find,
A pretty face can hide an evil mind,
Ah, be careful what you say Or you'll give yourself away,
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow.
Secret asian man, secret asian man
They've given you a number and taken away your name."
Now I believe it voluntarily as I like my (slightly racist) reality better.
( , Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:44, 1 reply)
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