bin there
My daughter flipped me the bird when she was about 3, to show me a grazed knuckle on her forefinger. I promptly took a photo of the barely visible injury 'to show how brave she was' and proudly made it my profile picture on faecesbook.

A few weeks later I managed to get a similar snap of my octogenarian grandma.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:25, 1 reply)

Ha ha!....

Be careful though - user_names_suck up there will now protest that you be removed from facebook and buried alive.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:27, closed)

It's his own child.
It's fine.
Encouraging another persons child to flip the bird, and putting the words "can you spin on this" in his mouth is a whole different story.
I have a photo of my own 3 year own daughter apparently flipping the twos while biting her thumbnail, but she's my daughter.
Just saying, your wife isn't a very professional teacher.
( user_names_suck, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:31, closed)

agreeing with this.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:36, closed)

For the last time...

IT.WAS.THE.TEACHER. NOT.MY.WIFE.

That's it, I'm not biting anymore. Do what you will.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:38, closed)

I'm surprised to find myself in agreement with you.
The first half of this amused me, the second half would be bang out of order if it wasn't quite clearly bullshit.

Not to say that Pooflake himself is lying, but the story he was told is cleary bollocks.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:49, closed)

Thank you.

( user_names_suck, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:09, closed)

My two cents
First, the post is funny, so a click goes out.

Sure, it might not be the coolest thing in the world for that kid but nobody got hurt (except for the finger), he clearly wasn’t aware of what he was doing and has probably already forgotten all about it. I also agree with the reply above I’ve heard much worse teacher stories than this one. Above all it is the teacher who is responsible for any possible wrongdoing in this post, not really Mrs PF.

And as for bullshit, this is QotW FFS. Add to that that he’s telling this story 3rd hand from what he heard a teacher tell his wife so there’s lots of potential for pissing about with actual events to try and make them seem funnier. I say leave it be.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 12:33, closed)

Agreed. I'm sure it goes on, that doesn't make it right.
(tyrellsOwl, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 13:24, closed)