I wasn't fooled but he was.
Let me take you back into the mists of time.
I was 13. There was this child in my class called Ben.
He must have been at least 3 stone lighter than the rest of the class and 18 inches shorter.
We were all nice to him, but he was a permanent cunt to all and sundry. He was cruel, abusive,
loved playing mind games and grassing. Several times when the teacher left the room, he would suddenly stand up, shout,
scream and make himself cry, and tell some bullshit story that would get whole groups in detention. He was a repulsive, puberty allergic, palefaced poisoned dwarf and wore thick rimmed glasses, but all the staff used to believe his lies from sympathy.
On the last day of school, we all got him back good and hard, but that is another story.
On penultimate day, during a science lesson, Ben excused himself to go to the loo. He sat at the opposite end of the science room to me.
The lesson involved burning some sugar cubes as a practical.
I had an Idea, and also went off to the bog. There, with 2 sugar cubes smuggled out the classroom, I quietly washed my hands until the cubes were the consistency of spunk, and cleansed the solution all over my palms. As Ben came out the lav, I beckoned him over and whispered in his right ear.
"Guess what mate? I have just had the most brilliant wank and I cummed loads of jizz all over my hands. So Ben, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME OF MY LOVE-JUICE?!" (I shouted the last part in a high pitched voice)
And with that I grabbed the Scrawny little fucker by the neck and rubbed my sticky wet hands all over his face and hair, and quickly shoved my middle finger right in his gob to the back of his throat. After the 10 second assault was over, Ben screamed like a banshee and sprinted panicking down the corridor whist crying and spitting the "semen" all over the floor. He later informed the headmistress who didn't even bother giving me a detention or calling mum as I was off to another school in 2 days time anyway. AFAIK Ben was never told what the substance was so I hope to this day he still thinks it was my bloke-custard.
(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:38, 8 replies)

You're a dick and nobody has ever really loved you.
Sorry to break it to you like that.

Except I'm not really.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:56, closed)

Was it really that bad?

(PockGibberty Likes to satisfy his Quimlust!, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 17:58, closed)

Don't reply to me, you feeble cunt.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:03, closed)

If I had forced a schoolboy to suck me off,
This is exactly the kind of story I'd create to undermine his protests.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 20:26, closed)

hahaha, its funny cos a boy who was developmentally disabled believes he was sexually assaulted!
edit oops forgot to 'lol'


lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 21:05, closed)

Sounds like your school dodged
some pretty hefty law-suit shaped bullets when you left.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 22:37, closed)

Right, i'm not sure why you thought doing that to the teachers pet was a good idea :S


You could've easily slid straight into a correctional facility for fucked up kids.
( 6821isnotmyPIN Bored cig., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 0:06, closed)

I dunno...
I've had spunk on my hands and I've had dissolved sugar and there is no resemblance. Not to mention that any career bully would know better than to put your finger in a kids mouth, almost certain to get it bit off. Not to mention that no class is nice to a grotty little grasser.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 1:09, closed)

So is the OP either:
a) lying to make himself look like a prick, or
b) telling a half truth about the time he wanked in class and wiped it on some poor tyke's face
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:02, closed)

Yep,
you're clearly the better man, here.

At least changing schools spared you the years of bullying that must have followed this.

Spunk hands.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 9:06, closed)

I find it a shame that neither school seem to have taught you how to write, really.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:11, closed)