What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?
Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
At school we had a lady from the local university come round and do a little talk in a Physics lesson about some kind of new screw or something that their department had designed being used on a new sattelite or something*
*Actual details escape me.
Afterwards the teacher invited us to ask any 'Astronomical' questions we had.
'Is your anus visible with the naked eye?'
'Next Question!'
'Will man ever touch down on your anus?'
'Grow up! next question.'
'Is your anus a gaseous giant?'
'Detention. The entire class.'
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:52,
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Haaaaaaaahahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:53,
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Which no doubt explains why you never learnt how to spell "satellite"
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:56,
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z to the motherfucking ing!!1!eleven!
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:27,
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Gaseous giant lols
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.Yeti., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:19,
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Really expensive questions?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:49,
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We had something really similar
to that once. I got detention for my facetious question:
"can I see your tits?"
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username failed moderation, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:09,
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