Childish SCIENCE is the best SCIENCE
* Alcohol-based hand-wash recently purchased from cash & carry
* Matches
* Large wooden board
* Template cut to the shape of a man's cock
* Fully-charged video camera

All I have to do is wait for night to fall, and THE INTERNET will know - by the light of the flaming penis - whether anti-swine flu hand wash can ever be a clean, effective replacement for napalm.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:02, 4 replies)

having spent 10 years working in an operating theatre
allow me to say, the answer is yes, yes it can. the stuff that is alcohol mixed with KY is slightly harder to light, but burns for much much longer than the liquid stuff :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:26, closed)

Coooooooooool.
So does this mean that operations'd take less time but for the fact that the medical staff are easily distracted by the availability of things to burn?

If so, my admiration for the NHS has just increased massively. I like surgeons with a sense of fun.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:56, closed)

disappointing flameage
Being only very slightly pyromaniacal, I had to 'test' the flammability of hand cleaner gel when the 'flammable' symbol challenged me.

I only put a few cl onto the drainer but the flames were low-level blueish ones. Not really impressive in their own right, but probably very effective for 'arty' display purposes.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:14, closed)

BY THE LIGHT OF THE FLAMING PENIS.
Have a click.
(Scritty Bakerman., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 7:21, closed)