The Choad.
I have a neighbor who's more than a little creepy- in fact, he has managed to frighten every woman I've dated who has met him. He is slightly stoop shouldered, wears aviator style glasses, his speech is slurred (in part due to the vast amount of Busch Light he drinks), and he's out in his yard with his dog more than he's inside. He's very troll-like, and has earned the nickname The Choad after he let his dog bite my daughter. (For a time he was setting his dog after anyone who walked by his house. He thought it hilarious to see people react with fright when a large dalmatian would hurl himself down the driveway, baying like the Hound of the Baskervilles, only to stop when he reached his radio fence.) Since that incident- for which he never apologized, claiming it was her fault for not petting the dog- he and I have not spoken.

He's extremely house-proud, constantly mowing his lawn or tending to his flowers. He really hates that I let my lawn get about eight inches high during the summer before I mow it. He especially hates that I don't have a lawn care company treating it like he does, and have loads of weeds in my yard.

So this summer, every time I found a slug in my yard I threw it into his flower patch. And the last time I mowed I made sure that all the seed-covered weeds were blown onto his yard.

Next step will be to get some fertilizer and draw a cock and balls on his grass. When he has to mow it every other day to keep that grass short so it doesn't show, I will lift a beer and grin.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:02, 5 replies)

Next step will be to get some fertilizer and draw a cock and balls on his grass.
just remember to take pictures - timescaled evolution of a grassy CDC
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:10, closed)

Definitely.
Too bad I can't make it magenta. I don't want to do anything that I could legally get in trouble for, though, so I have to settle for feeding the grass instead.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:14, closed)

It's not magenta
but couldn't you mix in some cherry blossom seeds with the fertiliser? If he was away for a while he'd end up with a lovely pink cock and balls in his garden.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 2:21, closed)

Update
The Choad had a lawn service come to his house this morning, and he complained to them about the weeds springing up on his lawn because the seeds were blowing in from my yard.

I was standing outside at the time and grinned.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 19:00, closed)

Slugs and snails
I caught my son collecting snails and slugs from our garden with his little sister helping. He picked them up and threw them in to next door's garden as he thought they'd have more fun there because they have a nicer garden.
( SteamedCleaner, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 1:21, closed)