Don't fall asleep in my car....
My ex girlfriend, Emily, and I were travelling home from Brighton on a beautiful Sunday afternoon two years ago. The journey itself was about an hour and a half long, so I thought it very rude of her when she fell asleep about 20 minutes from home, rather than keep me company. Afterall, she was meant to be navigating.

The childish part comes next and may go some of the way to explaining why we are no longer together. I pulled the car over at an angle down a country lane and up slowly in front of a tree so that the bumper of the car was just touching it. Then, I put my head down on the steering wheel, closed my eyes, stuck my tongue out the side of my mouth and sounded the horn.

"Shhiiiiiit! Wake up, wake up!" a rather startled Emily screamed, shaking my shoulders. "We've crashed!"

A broad grin formed across my face and Emily realised what I had done. She didn't speak to me for the rest of the journey.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:27, 5 replies)

LOL!
OK, that is totally brilliant. If I had a million clicks I would give them to ya...
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:18, closed)

I sir
salute you.

:D
(British Steel was participating in awesomeness on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 4:44, closed)

Superb and twisted
Well done!
(annexed, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:26, closed)

she wan't speaking to you on the journey already .... (being asleep) ...
.. you could have saved yourself the effort.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:37, closed)

Clicky
Genius
(Kitcar memeless in a meme filled world, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:26, closed)