An Open Letter
to anybody who has had to catch the bus up via the Bricklayer's Arms roundabout at the top of the New Kent Road.

For the last few years, our first-floor kitchen window has looked out onto this road. Anybody who has been on the top deck of the bus might have casually looked over at said window and seen two fully-grown men pretending to have anal sex up against the fridge as they went past, possibly even whilst one of them had just leant into the fridge to get the milk out.

We apologise for this puerile display, but you may rest assured that we're moving soon and I'm sure the tenants that replace us will be more mature. Or they might be nudists.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:43, 5 replies)

Only pretending?
How disappointing.
(Concrete Cow, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:54, closed)

Well, it's a bit difficult
to have proper anal sex when you've both still got your trousers up.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 9:12, closed)

This
Made my whole week.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:00, closed)

Badum-tish.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:36, closed)

You must be the reason
Why we've now got lots of single-decker buses in London these days...

I get the bus through Elephant & Castle every day, narrowly avoiding your display. It's probably for the best...
(annexed, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:25, closed)