As a rule
when I am driving and see a good looking woman driving, walking, jogging towards me, I wave as if I know them. It drives my wife mad.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:01, 4 replies)

My husband
does this all the time but not just to women, to everybody. He'll even beep the horn if he thinks they're not going to notice him. The confused looks of people who wave back then realise they don't recognise him are priceless.
(antigen is running away from something, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 1:42, closed)

Once I had a full blown conversation with someone in the street I pretended to know.
At the end, I said "see you around, Steve."

He didn't look too confused, so I think I guessed right.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 7:14, closed)

my bloke used to do this too
we're easily amused. And don't know enough people, obviously
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:20, closed)

I do that
I also beep unsuspecting teenagers that are walking too close to the road.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 9:38, closed)