Not Quite Sure How This Fits In
I am not sure this is quite relevant, but it made me laugh:

I went to the supermarket last week with my three year old son George. Having done the business, we were waiting in the inevitable queue at the check out. After a couple of minutes, another shopper joined our queue. I glanced behind us to see a six foot five, maori (I live in NZ) ogre of a man, complete with facial tattoos, gang insignia, and an unusual bobble hat / beanie / rasta hat type head piece. Indeed an intimidating sight, carrying four 24 packs of beer.

As I turned away, George shouts out the unforgettable words:

"Dad, that wookie has got his underpants on his head"

Long pause....then I am gripped by a fit of uncontrollable laughter (with George joining in), exacerbated only by the staunch, grumpy face on the aforementioned gentleman.

I still am at a loss to know where George picked up the word "wookie"
(Mandrill, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 1:48, 5 replies)

OMG
You made me choke!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 3:48, closed)

that reminds me of my niece
my sister lives in sevenoaks - a middle class, very white commuter town full of chelsea tractors and people who eat ivy and love the tories. she was out in tesocs with her 2 year old daughter, Daisy, browsing the aisles when a black guy walked past. my sister went bright red and stammered an apology after Daisy shouted at the top of her voice "LOOK MUMMY, A CHOCOLATE MAN!"
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 8:59, closed)

i dont know if it's wrong
but it's hilarious
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:12, closed)

i cn only assume he had seen the clone wars cartoon maybe,
but still total legend
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:12, closed)

Brill
My sister did a similar thing on the bus with my dad. It was the 80s and there was a great big scary looking punk sitting behind my dad. My sister took this moment to turn to my dad and shout 'Urgh dad, he's rank' pointing at the punk... my dad dived off the bus at the next stop through fear of getting his head kicked in!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 21 Sep 2009, 17:25, closed)