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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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PhoneI have a mobile with a speech program on it that sounds like a drunken old perv. Found you can change the dictionary and put in your own swearwords.
Had it on the table next to me in a packed cafe and it suddenly said out loud "The fucking keypad is locked." Strangely the old ladies were the ones who laughed.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 7:44, 2 replies)
This is bloody EXCELLENT !!!clicks all round - wish I wasn't a thick twat and could work out how to do stuff like this too.
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SpankyHanky, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 9:57,
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Love this voice but . . .I have done similar with skype - when it starts up, it pronounces "you stink of dogpiss you cunt, your magnificent effulgent arsehole". Makes me smile each time I reboot. When a contact logs into skype, we hear "some fucker loves you. Not me, you". And similarly 'gone gone gone. Gone to bed cunt" when they logout.
Which is all well and good, until you're sat on skype talking to the parents, having forgotten to disconnect the surround sound jack (itunes and laptop for me, no fancyschmancy stereo) and all your contacts decide to log in and out several times for god knows what reason over the next hour.
Felt quite bad about it actually. My mum doesn't deserve to hear the 'c' word several times for no reason
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:00, closed)
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