From my reply to a spanky post, requested by theophilous...
I was sat on the sofa, nekkid, one day at home when I cocked my leg and farted... And followed through on the fucking GLOVE I'd somehow sat on without realising. A three inch long brown smelly slug was evidence of my faux pas, and a bust nut from laughing at my girlfriends horrified reaction will give me trouble on cold days for years to come.

Not scrictly on topic, but laughing at trumps and poos is pretty childish, isn't it?
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 8:31, 2 replies)

Knob/fart gags are the sign of civilisation
Toilet humour is referenced repeatedly throughout ancient history.

I keep meaning to get a t-shirt printed with:

Aristophanes, Catullus, Chaucer, Shakespeare:
Knob gags and barely disguised innendo.

Anyone who derides you as `childish' for this sort of thing:

a) Are showing their ignorance of some of the greatest literary giants in humand history.
b) Demonstrate their lack of understanding of the pan cultural amusement of bodily functions.
c) Are bad toilets.
(Audax Victor, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 8:50, closed)

Aye?!
I am vindicated! Thanks for the lesson, I now have history on my side ha ha!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 8:58, closed)