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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Spaced
After Tim Bisley, from excellent sitcom Spaced whenever someone askes if I "want anything from the shops". I always reply with either "A crossbow" or "PORN".
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:11, 4 replies)
Yes!
Followed by the best exchange ever!
"Why can't you get it from railway sidings like everyone else?"
"I'm an adult, I'm supposed to leave it there."

Genius!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:16, closed)
Hahaha
I love that quote!! :D
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:17, closed)

We'd also accept the answer 'Cornetto' for a bonus point.

Yes, I'm fully aware that this isn't a Spaced reference but the two are so closely linked that it needed saying.
(, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:33, closed)
Similarly
"A pound of cocaine and a Russian nymphomanic gymnast please"

No idea where it comes from, but it's got me some odd looks over the years.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:05, closed)

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