Cutting my nose off to spite my face
A group of us were going for a night out in watford and were waiting for a mate to come and pick us up.

I called shotgun which as everyone knows is pretty much the law but the fucker let some other prick sit in the front. So I have to admit I became rather petulant and refused to get in if I wasn't allowed in the front.

I forgot that all my "friends" are cocks and just drove off leaving me to pay £30 for a cab.

Next time i think i might just get in the back
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:22, 4 replies)

Drivers may overrule shotgun for purposes of:
Navigation
Good medical reason (i.e. passenger with motion sickness/joint problems)
Sex
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:33, closed)

He had none of those
and possibly gave up the last one by not giving me shotgun rights.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:36, closed)

possibly?
....underlines the treat em mean keep em keen rule of thumb!
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:44, closed)

I'm not a slag
You have to work for my man love
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:51, closed)