For my birthday this year my girlfriend bought me a tub of plastic dinosaurs
That night I spent many happy minutes playing with the shitty little deformed stegosaurus, diplodicus, and t-rex as they wondered between and on top of the warm tropical mountain range I sourced to use as an amazing diorama.

Then I ventured further south, where it was hotter, were there was a rolling rugged tundra and just below that a special cave that was warm and moist and very appealing to Tranny the T-Rex, who was leading the way.

Then the game ended – suddenly.

“I don’t mind you walking your little figures over my tits, but if you think you’re putting them up my cunt, you’ve got another thing coming...”

Well, that fucking well told me...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:35, 5 replies)

heeheehee
nice one. love the use of toys n sex you perv!
(Riverman, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:50, closed)

Seeeeeeeriously
saw that one coming :D
(Ed Quarters has moved house!, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:34, closed)

Diplofuckingdosus
that one had me in teradactiles
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:05, closed)

I wonder what would have happened if..
Tranny the T-Rex fell into the Sarlack Pit?..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 14:21, closed)

Ah toys...
In my last job we had a fun day out at Knebworth.
Anyways one of the tasks involved buggie driving. I was soo useless they created a special prize and I got a set of matchbox cars.

Oh the fun I had driving them on Flesh Mountain Range ;-)
(TheProfessor For all your redbearded intellectual needs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 19:02, closed)