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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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I'm reading these answers at work......on my phone, whilst sitting on the toilet.
I just heard someone's walkie-talkie in the corridor outside and the first thing that went through my mind, without a moment's hesitation, was:
"Shit, Combine!"
Length? Far too long, hunched over a smoking keyboard, apparently...
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:28, 1 reply)
Half-Lfe Hallucinations...Every time I have to stay awake in a warm, dimly-lit room because of yet another tedious company communication presentation, I find it helps to imagine the speaker is...
...Dr Wallace Breen...
"And on the next slide we can see how the headcount is increasing in line with forcast requirements, as the Italian project moves into development phase. I'd like to take the opportunity to welcome those new joiners at this meeting... ...Welcome. Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I have been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City 17. It's safer here...."
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:49, closed)
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