I just got an email
from someone in my office asking who drank their juice

"2 X 1 Litre cartons of co-ops finest in the fridge.

Non of that "From Concentrate" Rubbish.

Full at the start of the week. Virtually empty today.

Thanks for the half cup you left for me. So Kind!"

and then someone decided to reply with a solitary

"Hic!!"
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:23, 4 replies)

Brilliant!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:35, closed)

Haha
I had a similar thing occur in my office the other week. Someone brought a loaf of bread and put it in the kitchen. After lunch an email circulated saying ‘Who ate my bread dammit’… about five minutes later one of the partners sent around an email saying ‘That’s terrible. On a completely unrelated note no one walk by my desk’
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:14, closed)

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Why, was he on a gluten free diet?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 19:32, closed)

Snicker nicker
An email asking "who took my Snickers bar from the fridge?" was once sent to the whole of the UK branch of my employers. That's a couple of thousand people in offices all over the country. The poor lass got loads of replies, some claiming to have eaten it, some to have kidnapped it and demanding a ransom and a final one from her boss telling her not to be so stupid in future.
( SteamedCleaner, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:52, closed)