psychiatric staff are more mentl than the patients
right so i work in a psychiatric hospital and have been and been the precurser to many üeurile and childish practical jokes. okay so..

1$ having a fag after doing the observation rounds nurse beckons me over to the office gesturing like it was a matter of emergancy. when i get to office the nurse in charge is laying on the floor paperwork and computer equipment everywhere i immediately shit myself thinking she has just been assaulted or passed out with a serious medical condition and run over to her (i dontknow cpr) said nurse gets up and laughs at me. not funny.

2 patient is waiting in the lobby for a phone call on his mobile (patients interned in hospital cant have access to their phones as most phones have cameras and most patients tend to phone the police despite being on section) colleague of mine grabs his file phones his mobile sticks on a somali accent (somali patient= cue convo:

ay ello is dis '''''
'''' yeh
do yooo reme,ba meee ay?
no mate
It is mahommed jefaaar, ay
ay i av bin lukin ol ova for yoooooo, i have been lookin all ova the worl for yooooo. wear arrr u !!!! ay?
mate im inhospital at the moment. """""""""(name of hospital)
ay what is dis """""" y rrr u hospital, yarrr ay so rememba what about mymonies ay, i want my monies ay .
cue patient shitting himself.
look man dont know who the fuck you are.
mate jumped up revealing himself patient took it in good humour.

childish behaviours i maintain?

I alwazs say your a poet just dont know it whenever somebody accidently makes a rhyme.

I always say good morning to my toaster just in case it talks to me ala red dwarf.

before reaching for the remote i will always check too see if ive developed jedi powers

when i wake up i will aways check if i have jedi powers

when im hungover i always revert to a child like state with comlete dsinhibition i dance in the supermarket say hello too all the produce and dance in the street wherever there is music.

oh yeah do you know krisna guru murphy still checks for monsters unser his bed before he can sleep? how cute
(Blundetto, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:31, 2 replies)

Worst.
Writing.
Ever.
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:32, closed)

I think
they just let him think he 'works' in the hospital.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:41, closed)