the best thing about the Cerne Abbas Giant...
is that it is now widely accepted that it is at most 400 years old - not some ancient celtic or saxon deity as previously thought

so basically a bunch of pissed up elizabethan peasants got cunted on mead and carved the fucker out of the turf, then when back to their nice little houses.

should be the cerne abb3tas giant
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 0:07, 2 replies)

^^this!
Damn right it should!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 21:15, closed)

We should organise a b3ta outing up there
And everyone has to bring a tin of magenta paint
(Capo, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:58, closed)

fuck me that's a good idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:14, closed)