Words I snigger at
especially when used in a normal conversation:
it
hard
some
portion
do
wood
juice
up
part
pork
give

Will add more as they come up (snigger @ up)

Edit:
tool
kipper
beaver
badger
horn
fur
flaps
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 18:57, 11 replies)

How about
moist?
Entertain us?
( more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 20 Sep 2009, 19:29, closed)

steaming?
rampant?
masticate?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 19:53, closed)

masticate
is a word that I wish was used more often. I would have a permanent grin on my face if it was used in daily conversion. Did anyone else find the release of the mazda rx8 rather funny?

Wankel rotary engine
( more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 20 Sep 2009, 20:13, closed)

Hee hee

release.
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Sun 20 Sep 2009, 21:03, closed)

Nice one!

For some reason it made me think of the gem: Insert
( more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 20 Sep 2009, 21:06, closed)

'Moist' is pretty good but it works so much better when combined with 'flange'.

Combined, they make up the dirtiest innocent phrase in the English language.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 22:24, closed)

I think this is rivalled by:

basted meat.
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 12:31, closed)

oh honestly...
you forgot to snigger at 'come'
(johnnyevil, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 20:09, closed)

what about the phrase...
...heavy load...

rofl!!!11!!
(Superfool is going to skull-fuck your ladyfriends..., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 1:23, closed)

You'd be surprised...
...at how often the words "do do" occur in ordinary conversation.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 1:32, closed)

^This
Especially in my boss's phone conversations. Always makes me snigger.

Even better, one day my mate heard him say "you stroke dick" in the middle of a business call. He was oblivious to it until he hung up and asked her why she was crying with laughter.

Apparently he'd just been discussing an activity that was to be done either by the person on the phone or a gentleman called Dick. He'd said it as "you/Dick".
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 12:51, closed)