Not mine, but I wish it was
This makes me giggle every time I think of it, and it happened more than 20 years ago now.

My High School History teacher, Mrs Aschcroft was a diminutive woman in her late Fifties at the very least. This particular morning, she needed a lift to work from her husband. As she got out of the car, she realised that she needed some cash from hubby, so went round to the driver's window to request the cash. They were in the main carpark of the school, surrounded by teachers and students filing in for the day. With great flourish, he produces a $20 note, and very loudly announces, "Here you go, love, that's for a great night last night"

Length? Given his age it was probably wrinkly.
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Sun 20 Sep 2009, 22:03, 1 reply)

lovely!
Especially 'cos my parents used to do this. My Mum and I used to wait for my Dad to finish work, then he'd pick us up from a lay-by, just off a traffic island in the city centre. I'd be a way off, and he'd pull up behind her, roll down the window, and shout "You want business, love?"
So it takes me back..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 22:26, closed)