Ummmm...
But what is the answer?
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:17, 1 reply)

I think the answer went
"Fuck off, you annoying little shit - I'm with my girlfriend."
( SpankyHanky, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:18, closed)

To be fair...
Given that he knew you worked in that store, he probably thought she must have just been a friend or your sister.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:20, closed)

A-HA !!!
Hit the nail on the head, mate. That place seemed to attract nervous male virgins. If ever - on the incredibly rare occasion - a female of the species would walk in, my staff would go and hide round the back for fear of actually talking to a real live woman.

One time a quite busty young lady came in looking for something for her little brother, some orks or fuck knows what. She leant over to look at something on the bottom shelf. The lad and I who were working that day got a very fine view of her braless knorks. I admired the view, the lad sort of whimpered, went bright red, made a strange gurgling noise, and legged it round the back to do a bit of stock taking.

Fucking and Odd are two words that come to mind.
( SpankyHanky, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:24, closed)

So...
"stock taking" would be a euphemism for "wanking"?
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:36, closed)

Yes... absoluely... ... yes...
Which is rather worrying actually...

If I remember rightly I sent him to the shop shortly afterwards to get me a sandwich - I just hope he washed his hands first.
( SpankyHanky, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:43, closed)

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We only got it to paint teh doodz and to keep us from the pub. That makes no fucking sense what so ever. Whythe fuck did I do it?!

Spanky, a mate of mine worked in a games workshop a few years back, and got actively stalked by a number of confused teen lads with barely a dropped bollock or pube between them. The smell in that place on a warm day was like nothing on earth. A truly unique experience that I really could have done without ever experiencing.

Roll 5+ on a D6 to continue.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:00, closed)