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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Pet NamesMy wife and I like to give each other ass-themed pet names.
"Hey, Ass-Bandito!"
"Good morning, Ass-Patroller."
"Time for bed, Butt-Boutineer."
"Where's the remote, Ass-Comanche?"
This habit is becoming troublesome as our child has become capable of speech. Of course, being who we are, we encourage him.
"Griffin, call mommy a butt-burrito."
(, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 17:11, 5 replies)
OopsI'd be more worried about calling the poor kid Griffin.
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SteamedCleaner, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 17:13,
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NamesI know. I pushed hard for Ozymandius, but the wife wouldn't hear of it.
(, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 17:35, closed)
Why ever not?Unless you gave him the middle names "King of Kings". That would be a little over the top.
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SteamedCleaner, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 0:53,
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HohoLittle Griffin's nursery teacher is going to love you...
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 18:11,
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