At my last job
I was a van monkey, but liked to fcuk with the office donkeys. I would finish very late, so afforded time to wreak havoc with them...

I superglued all the pens in the office, in their exact positions on top of pcs, desks - wherever they were.

I unplugged keyboards and mice, and plugged then into other people's computers. Swapped every 'w' and 'e' around, only to find they had argued for 2 hours over which way round it went.

I found a (massive) bag of cable-ties, and cable-tied EVERYTHING to fuck.

Staple-gunned the managers dinner to the ceiling.

My favourite game, however, was the caffeine game. As I sometimes had time to kill in the day, I would make the whole office coffees/teas (as I quite liked most of them, and they tollerated my shenanigans). I would gradually up the strength of the coffee, without them knowing, to totally ridiculous levels. This worked, as most of them were total office slaves, and did ridiculous overtime every day, and would get through huge volume of coffee. Anyhoo, just before going on holiday I would take the drum of coffee, and swap all the caffeinated for decaf.

This basically ensured they all went through cold-turkey induced rages, whenever I went away on a holiday.

Of course as soon as I got back, I would build them all up again...
(Superfool is going to skull-fuck your ladyfriends..., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 19:45, 5 replies)

Again
twat/childish confusion.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 19:52, closed)

Sounds like a fun game
luckily for me I don't work in said office, otherwise I'd be buzzing for hours :D
( Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 21:41, closed)

Mrs Liveinabin
Fuck off please
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 0:58, closed)

Obligatory cartoon link:
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(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:12, closed)

Nice find.
I laughed HARD.
(Superfool is going to skull-fuck your ladyfriends..., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:23, closed)