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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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People have mentioned changing song wordsI have a good friend who is a human rights lawyer, one of those people you look at and think "god, you're actually *doing* something with your life, helping people in Africa, making a difference".
She likes changing song words too.
Which is how we found ourselves on Zoo Station in Berlin singing to a crowd of bemused looking Germans, the Roberta Flack classic "Killing me softly".
Only I'm not sure Ms Flack meant the first line to go...
"Ramming his nob up my anus,
Sticking his cock in my mouth..."
10 years on and the opening bars of that song can still make me laugh till the tears roll down my legs.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:39, 3 replies)
Brilliant!But there any mention of rectums?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:02, closed)
Reaming me hard with his tongue:)
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:45,
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