As you may have already guessed from my earlier entries on this site I have 3 kids.
I always think that 3 is enough (Maybe sometimes one too many) but a few months ago my lovely wife announced that she is broody and wants another kid.

I was against it (As we already have 3 and any more will drive us into debt and give our family a pass to appear on some daytime TV Show).

At first I thought that explaining to her that the two boys were starting to act like me was a big enough deterrent but she was adamant on another sprog

“Come on Mon, I know you love kids. You can name the kids if we have one….. wifey replied (I had some input on the three kids names- as in I made the list of names that wont be used)
(Mon has an idea to be childish but not too childish as to give it away)
Mon: Ooh ok then if it’s a boy Bruce Wayne and if it’s a girl either Tank Missile or Aircraft Gun
Wifey:…Eh? I get the Batman reference but why the stupid girls names?
Mon: Well think about it if any of the other older kids have sprogs later in life they will become an Auntie

Funnily enough wifey stops talking about kids every time I bring up the names.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:44, 6 replies)

This is bloody funny
Especially like the 'give our family a pass to appear on some daytime TV Show'.

Cheers and clicks, sir.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:09, closed)

All in the name
Only when it got to the 'Auntie' did I actually laugh out loud, have to try that when we have sprog 2
(bluehamster, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:06, closed)

Nice
Made an otherwise very boring day tolerable.
(Opanoid Look sweats dripping off them, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:10, closed)

You, Sir
Are a genius. Have a click *click*
( Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:49, closed)

*click*
slick.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:57, closed)

Hahaha
You could call her 'Me'

:)

It's early, give me a break...

*clicks*
( snee held his breath since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:32, closed)