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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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In a moment of utter boardom when I was off work with a busted footI painted my bell end white with tipex, left it to dry for a bit, then drew on some eyes and breathing apparatus with a permanent black marker.
My then girlfriend received a series of texts that afternoon detailing the adventures of the Empires finest Stormtrooper, Cocky McCock-Cock, as he battled his way through the mighty wastelands of Hoth, which looked strangely like a shitty little flat in Hackney.
Wouldn’t recommend painting your pride and joy with tipex. It stings like fuck after a while and when you finally peel the stuff off your penis looks like its been licked raw by a spikey-tounged-Amazonian-fighting-cow.
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SpankyHanky, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:27,
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Again Sir?Gets a click for spikey-tounged-Amazonian-fighting-cow if nothing else :)
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when i grow upi want to be just like you
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