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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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But I was at Ikea yesterday and decided to stick 2 bottle brushes with sucker feet to my bald head and walk around going "beep beep beep beep beep".
I also took a huge plastic flower and pranced up to my partner and loudly exclaimed in a very camp voice "you ARE the Princess of flowers" while patting him on the top of his head with it like a magic wand.
I am 39, 6 foot 2" and have a beard.
( , Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:00, 3 replies)

Being a baldy, I'm going to have to do that. In fact, I'm going to Ikea this Saturday.
Clicks for you!
( , Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:26, closed)
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