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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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My girlfriend nearly stabbed meJust before Xmas last year and I'm in the loft searching out the decorations as ordered. I discover the Father Christmas costume left by her twat of an ex. What to do with it????
I put it on and then head downstairs, burst into the living room and surprise the 15 year old boy and his mate playing on the Wii to much hur hurring..... so far so good!
Next up, my darling missus............ I check around the door and she's happily doing some food preparation. I rush into the kitchen and across to her bellowing "Mwah ha ha ha ha" and grab her from behind and have a good grope:-)
Alas the shrieking is not laughter and I've got a 12 inch chopping knife waving at me folllowed by.... "Bastard! I think I've wee'd myself"
I have to believe her too, she went straight off to the loo?
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 16:09, Reply)
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