Night idiots
A couple of years ago a friend and i ended up doing a weeks worth of night-shifts together.As we were the only two people in the shop and both with single figure mental ages, much fucking about ensued.

I won't bore you with all the details, but highlights included:

Making suits of armour out cardboard boxes.

constructing a wall of boxes across an aisle,then crashing through it in a trolley,pretending to be the sweeney.

Randomly scaring the shit out of each other by jumping out of cupboards,creeping up or screaming over the tannoy.

Having most of a bottle of Ardbeg left over from a tasting table for lunch.Lunch being half two in the morning.

And finally,playing NWA over the tannoy at three in the morning,only to discover that you could hear it quite clearly outside the shop when we went for a smoke.

Got away with all of it.
(yob soddoth happiness is a Dane called Hamlet?, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 16:33, 1 reply)

Boxes
are great. Blokes I worked with made a tv, PS3, sound system and Sky+ box. They even printed different pictures so they could change channel...
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 19:35, closed)