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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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I like this!and I'm going to use it on my kids as soon as I get some. It may become my "Dad joke"
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Weetobix, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:10,
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My favourite dad joke:"What's brown and sticky?"
Kid's eyes go all big as they grin and shout "Poo!"
"Nope, it's a stick..."
Told my ex's youngest this - she went to school and told the teacher, teacher told the ex on parent evening - I got a slap.
Still funny as fuck though...
Yellow and invisible?
No bananas.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
I'm so immature - sitting here giggling as I type...
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snee held his breath since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:16,
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another good oneis when you are making something with your kid and you ask them for a hammerphore.
'What's a hammerphore?'
'knocking in nails mate, now pass it over'
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I just blew snot out my nose...Reading that...
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snee held his breath since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:39,
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